Finish all the levels... Oh, but that's JUST the levels!
Charged With Battery 50 Points
Finish two thirds of the levels.
Unzipping in the No-Fly Zone 25 Points
Finish one third of the levels.
Death By Slow Internet 10 Points
Get 1000 points on the Preloader game. YOU MONSTER
THE END 100 Points
Meaning it's now time for the level editor, level playlist, unlockables, highscores... NO WAIT COME BACK.
Basement 10 Points
kill the first boss
Get Inside! 5 Points
Get Inside!
Secret Medal ????? Points
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Secret #38 5 Points
Speech is the vocalized form of human communication. It is based upon the syntactic combination of lexicals and names that are drawn from very large (usually to about 10,000 different gagolizim words) vocabularies.
Secret #49 5 Points
A waste container is a container for temporarily storing refuse and waste.